in 5th grade when mr laakso molested all those girls and still kept his job. He's a hero.

It would make masturbation difficult.

I avoid Aries, but it's not like I ask people what their sign is before considering to date! lol
And yes, I would purposely leave the house to prove the ONLINE psychic wrong. They're all frauds. They don't even know who sits behind the computer screen. Lame.

Asian cocks.

Eurasians.

The moon and it's sexual pull on weirdos.

Why women let men penetrate their asses.

Bestiality.

Dreams.

Women who drink bowls full of cum.

Rubbing sour milk all over my naked body and singing "Man of mystery" by sarah Mclaughlin at the top of my lungs.

It's called working out and not eating like a pig. Try it.

Oh man, I would looove to be able to fit into a size 24 jeans again but right now I'm forced to wear this bedsheet around my massive waste. I mean, the mexican men love me and all... but how do i learn to love myself when my day consists of my lying here in this king sized bed stark naked with a soiled bed sheet wrapped around my enormous body.

What's stopping me from being in a super model size 16 is the fact that I love to eat and I'm not gonna be no anorexic bitch. Life is too short and i love myself too much to stop eating such tastey foods. I did buy a georgeforeman grill.. but not for the health properties. I bought it because it can be placed on the table next to my bed. On the other side of my bed is my miniture fridgerator. when i make a burger, i open the compartment where the grease has drained and i drink it.

Sex is fantastic when you're this size. A sizeable gangbang with minorities is standard for me. A cock can literally go and fit anywhere. *blush